“It’s not like this with other people.”

traumatized by the irish.

“You’re many things, but you are not murderers.”

#youcansitwithus

“I’m calling the shots now. And to start, I’m driving…I can’t drive stick.”

woogity woogity twoogity.

“Everyone thinks that coming out is easy these days but it’s not.”

PFLAG.

“My little Kimberly is already anxious to begin with and this is our first school murder.”

it undid itself.

“How many bullets do you have?”

“Not enough.”

sun summoner.

“We’re like the Gilmore girls with bigger boobs”

gilmore girls + riverdale + degrassi + eating fries with a fork.

“War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.

“You are a Bridgerton.”

gossip girl, but make it london?

“A queen always helps another queen fix her crown.”

killer queen.

“Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.”

ewww David.

“She’s gonna stick her boot up your Nazi kitty.”

a whale of a tale.

“‘Hey man, who are you with?’ ‘Satan.’ ‘Right on.’”

final girl.

“It’s you. It’s me. It’s us.”

perfectly splendid!

“Chess isn’t always competitive. Chess can also be...beautiful.”

64 squares.

“Paris seems like a big city, but it’s really just a small town.”

wait...so you can’t speak french?

“I am your superior.” “Of that, you are very, very mistaken.”

ratchet.

“It is not that hard to be a decent f*cking mum.”

kiln em softly.

“And I believe in God. I really do, man. There's too many signs. Like, one time this girl texted me two minutes after I jerked off to her Facebook photo. We didn't talk for months, and then out of nowhere, she texted me 'Sup?' Like, you're gonna tell me this shit isn't all connected.”

can we just pray together?

“He’s an Italian drug lord...joking.”

ego death.