“I’m calling the shots now. And to start, I’m driving…I can’t drive stick.”

woogity woogity twoogity.

“We’re like the Gilmore girls with bigger boobs”

gilmore girls + riverdale + degrassi + eating fries with a fork.

“Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.”

ewww David.

“I am your superior.” “Of that, you are very, very mistaken.”

ratchet.

“My auntie went to England years ago to get the abortion, never came back. Never got the abortion either. Look at you James!”

Catch yourself on.

“I’ll be the safest psychotic b*tch in town.”

everyone loves the word “epic”, huh?

“She never calls in sick.”

alpaca.

“all of us hate ourselves on some level.”

ready to eat apricots.

The average person goes through seven relationships before they meet ‘the love of their life’.”

furby?

“If you want something done, have a woman do it.”

dreamland.

“Do you wanna be on my spacecast?”

I am not alive, but I never died.

“So last week we started talking about the F-word. Forgiveness.”

#femalefriendshipftw

“Best. Funeral. Ever.”

Family bonding time!

“Can I see a dinosaur? Can I please see a dinosaur?”

futterman or futureman?

“The game is afoot!”

Banister Crumblebench. Benadryl Cabbagepatch. Bnehdgehfge Cuffbfemgm?

“You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”

it girl, drama queen, lonely boy, playboy, golden boy.

“'Translucent' doesn't even mean 'invisible,' it means 'semi-transparent.'“

Never meet your heroes.

“Touch these chips, and I’m coming for your eyes.”

watch out world.