“It’s not like this with other people.”

traumatized by the irish.

“You’re many things, but you are not murderers.”

#youcansitwithus

“I’m calling the shots now. And to start, I’m driving…I can’t drive stick.”

woogity woogity twoogity.

“Everyone thinks that coming out is easy these days but it’s not.”

PFLAG.

“My little Kimberly is already anxious to begin with and this is our first school murder.”

it undid itself.

“How many bullets do you have?”

“Not enough.”

sun summoner.

“We’re like the Gilmore girls with bigger boobs”

gilmore girls + riverdale + degrassi + eating fries with a fork.

“War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”

life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.

“You are a Bridgerton.”

gossip girl, but make it london?

“A queen always helps another queen fix her crown.”

killer queen.

“Like Beyoncé, I excel as a solo artist.”

ewww David.

“It’s you. It’s me. It’s us.”

perfectly splendid!

“Chess isn’t always competitive. Chess can also be...beautiful.”

64 squares.

“Paris seems like a big city, but it’s really just a small town.”

wait...so you can’t speak french?

“I am your superior.” “Of that, you are very, very mistaken.”

ratchet.

“It is not that hard to be a decent f*cking mum.”

kiln em softly.

“What the f*ck is Netflix?”

technology = bad bad bad.

“What I am is sexy trash!”

“I hope we’re still friends after I taser you.”

we used to be friends.

“In capitalism, man exploits man. In socialism, it’s the other way around.”

silver smile.