“My auntie went to England years ago to get the abortion, never came back. Never got the abortion either. Look at you James!”

Catch yourself on.

“Love isn’t a straight line. It’s a Cirque Du Soleil show.”

latte hottay.

“Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!”

portal gun.

“And since when do you wear black? Trying to be edgy, are you?”

dark baptism.

“I’m a goddamn delight! I should punch you in the Adam’s apple for saying that.”

i wanna be cool!

“There’s no Pogue on Pogue macking.”

do shirts not exist on this island?

“I’m just glad you didn’t move to Beverly Hills and bring home a Kardashian.”

dream big. stay real.

“You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.”

it girl, drama queen, lonely boy, playboy, golden boy.

“You should wash your hands, you detty pig!”

educate yourself.

“Touch these chips, and I’m coming for your eyes.”

watch out world.

“I’m not a ‘maybe’. I’m The One.”

penn badgley somehow made stalking look attractive?

“Dear diary, go f*ck yourself.”

mind blowing.

“Only kids can get into Narnia.”

omega.

“Every time I feel good, I think it’ll last forever, but it doesn’t.”

feel something.

“Loyalty trumps victory, compa.”

inside ruby vs outside ruben?

"Nerd today, boss tomorrow.”

loser into drug lord.

“I just think it’s weird when people burst into song in the middle of the street.”

join the ricky bowen fanclub!

“I'm not, like, book smart or f*cking street smart or whatever, but, like I'm not dumb.”

A serious show about d*cks.