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“You wanna crash a plane?” “Well, not from the air. Don’t be so dramatic.” “....well, how big a plane?” “That part is a little dramatic.”
hasn’t happened yet.
“I’m calling the shots now. And to start, I’m driving…I can’t drive stick.”
woogity woogity twoogity.
“My little Kimberly is already anxious to begin with and this is our first school murder.”
it undid itself.
“We’re like the Gilmore girls with bigger boobs”
gilmore girls + riverdale + degrassi + eating fries with a fork.
“War isn't hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is a lot worse.”
life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.
“Paris seems like a big city, but it’s really just a small town.”
wait...so you can’t speak french?
“And I believe in God. I really do, man. There's too many signs. Like, one time this girl texted me two minutes after I jerked off to her Facebook photo. We didn't talk for months, and then out of nowhere, she texted me 'Sup?' Like, you're gonna tell me this shit isn't all connected.”
can we just pray together?
“You don't eat fish and chips? What kind of a Scot are you?”
Prepare to be gripped to your seat.
“This must be what summer school is - an intense psychological mind game, not unlike the Academy Award winning film Suicide Squad.”
for the wall.
“My auntie went to England years ago to get the abortion, never came back. Never got the abortion either. Look at you James!”
Catch yourself on.
“You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.”
kuzon and forevergirl and meat and sarcasm guy and honor and foot eyes and wise tea man and fire psycho… and sparky sparky boom man.
“Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?”
meet me in montauk.
“You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it first, didn't you? If you really had thought I was beautiful, you would've spoken right up. I know when I've been insulted!”
good grief.
“You wanna crash a plane?” “Well, not from the air. Don’t be so dramatic.” “....well, how big a plane?” “That part is a little dramatic.”
hasn’t happened yet.
“Seriously misunderstood creatures, spiders are. It’s the eyes I reckon, they unnerve some folk.”
We’re in the final stretch now…
“You’re not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to.”
I cant spell pheonix help.
logline videos
a recap & our thoughts on episodes 1-3 of the umbrella academy!
same concept, this time on episodes 4-6!
last video for this series, we recapped episodes 7-10 :) check it out!
“OH, DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING??? THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVORITE!! XD”
just a theory.
“I don’t have any chivalry. I don’t give a f*ck.”
Parents suck, don’t have kids, and never go on trips with your SO.
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“It’s not like this with other people.”
traumatized by the irish.